I'm Talkin' Road Trip...From Hell!
This is Part IV in a four-part series. The story is
this: A bunch of Kentucky freaks drove to Colorado, Moab, then
Phoenix, and back to Kentucky. All of which somewhere between 7-10
days! Holy cow. I managed to meet them in Phoenix for some
fun. Clicking the links below will take you from one day to the
next. The same menu is at the bottom of each page. Enjoy!
[ Part I | Part II |
Part
III | Part IV ] 
This section written by: Al Bsharah
Photography: Al Bsharah and Lee Wells
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DAY 5
(4/14) - Saturday
Box Canyon, part of Martinez and stuff
This run was just Tom and Lisa, Head and Ken, Lee and Brooke, myself and
Brett. We decided to make it a leisurely day and check out the old mines
and things. Very scenic route with some fun obstacles we
"bumped" into.
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day started with some repairs to my shackle mount. Pulled the spring
eye off the spring and started grinding away at it so Kerry could perform
some reconstructive surgery. |
In
all reality, these repairs happened the same day we were up until
10am. Theoretically, it was the next day for some of us! |
Whipped
Header's welder out of the 'burb and sparked her up. Better than
new...thanks Kerry! |
Fried
my rotary compressor the day before so I bought a $20 cheapie 12-volt and
wired it in. She worked great (after Head figured out why I kept
popping a line) |
Inside
joke. (it's now officially the 14th) |
We
must have taken 14 (rushed) pictures of signs that said "Florence
Junction". Of course, this is the best one we could get.
<rolling eyes> Don't bother clicking on it! |
Peek-a-boo. |
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If
you look closely, you can see the dork taking this picture! |
Is
that your finger Ken? Is that a payback by chance?!
History: Head's father-in-law (Ken) rode out with him. Well, as
they were driving in a few of us happened to be driving in as well. We
raced up next to them and I gave Header my traditional welcome finger.
Low and behold, Ken was driving and got the brunt of my greeting!
Hahaha, first impressions are everything. |
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Brett.
Way closer than most would like to be! (photographer in mirror and
shades) |
A
couple of great hosts, let me tell ya! Thanks for the hospitality! |
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Lots
of water on the entire trip, something most of us didn't really expect to
see in the desert! Ironically, there was a lot of vegetation and
greenery. I guess Phoenix is getting a lot of the rain that San Diego
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The
substitue electric compressor we slapped in there kept blowing the little
filler line that came with it. As it turns out the nylon coating is
what keeps that rubber from popping and we had cut a portion of it off while
modifying. Head figured this out so we recut it to leave enough of the
sleeve to keep it from popping. Took us a couple fixes to figure that
out <grin>. |
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Just
a big rock to climb... |
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Hmmm...wonder
where that green paint came from? |
Hmmm...wonder
where that orange paint came from? |
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Cool
scenery...I think Brett's gonna make a panoramic out of some of these. |
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Trees?
I thought we were in the desert! |
Poseur. |
Busted
Poseur. |
Entrance
to a cave called "The Whore House". We thought it to be a
strange name for a cave, until we saw the mattress nearby! |
Al
coming out of The Whore House. Notice the smile. |
Must
have been my smile that convinced Head to give it a shot. |
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Here
are some pictures of an old house built in the 40's. Pretty cool
place, too bad it's been trashed by people coming through here. |
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Teej
navigating the garden. |
Fun
is on the way...doesn't look like much of a line, does it? |
Same
spot, different angle. |
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Lee
lines up first... |
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With
some minimal rock stacking - he made it through! |
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Then
it was my turn. |
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Got
quite a bit of air on that side, so Head and Brett "put a little
butt" into it. You won't see two guys holding hands very
often! I'm kinda bummed I saw that... |
Get
the hell outta the way, Cartman! |
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Here
are some pictures of the old mine. |
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Ingersol
Rand, baby... |
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The
new Warn winch. |
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DAY 6 (4/15) - Sunday
Heading home, assessment of damage
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Minorly
munched fender |
Rocker
damage, smashed door hinge holder. Passenger door won't fit.
Similar problem on the driver side. |
Right
rear quarter damage (again), including the soft-top tongue-in-groove
rail. |
With
the windshield down, snapped off the front clip for the soft top on a
rock. Won't be running with the top for a while I guess! |
Boy
am I glad I had these...the were shiny last week. |
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More
gas tank bashings |
Both
bumpers took a little... |
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Header
is colliding with the driveshaft. |
Fried
my rotary compressor so I bought a $20 cheapie 12-volt and wired it
in. She worked great (after Head figured out why I kept popping a
line) |
Ouch. |
Shackle
mount blew out... |
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as well, the edges are caved in towards the tire some. Didn't get a
picture of it. (I figured you'd had enough!) |
Many....many....many other dents and
scratches. |